From: Whitney Delk <whitneydelk@gmail.com>
To: pers-5eehe-2703020265@craigslist.org
Date: Nov 22, 2011, 9:04 AM
Hello stranger. Although it appears you are not mute, deaf, or well, not sure if you come with a big stocking yet or have a trust fund, I thought I'd give you a shot at being my temporary boyfriend this holiday season. Indeed it is fucking cold (I'll forgive you for using the "witch-tit" reference, Dad! I'm forgiving too!) and I could use someone to wear gaudy attire with while drinking holiday beer and feigning holiday cheer. I'm a 25 year old brunette originally from Dallas (don't tell anyone), who enjoys replying to strangers on craigslist, riding motorcycles (you'll look cute on the back), and kissing under the mistletoe. I also like to break the rules, thus my reply is more than 250 words. Basically I live on the edge, so if you'd like to make fun of mall walkers on Black Friday, get fat on pie, and do a lil' Ho Ho Ho'in, give me a shout back. Looking forward to dating you, and then downshifting come January 2nd at 11:58 PM (I'll have to break up with you first of course).
Cheers darling,
Whitney
Cheers darling,
Whitney